Hello my lovely audience, As you may have noticed (or not, that’s alright too) I have not posted a new article for Analytical Madness in quite some time. And only two short edited videos on my Youtube channel. So, what’s going on? Well, here I am, timely as always (only…

by Teresa Ghilardouchey Remember when the U.S. privatized everything ever because we bought the politicians off to think we capitalists could do a better job with the economy than the pesky government or the workers? Woopsie, turns out we made a right pig’s breakfast of the whole thing. But good…

If you want to listen to the audio version of the article, click here. Author’s Note: Your dearest Analyze from the future here to inform you that this recording is of a previous version of this article and does not include the final section. …

Hello my lovely audience, It is your god here, Dr. Analyze. And I have the honour to inform you of some of my plans for Analytical Madness going forward. As many of you are probably aware, I have an Analytical Madness Youtube channel in addition to this Medium account. For…

At the end of season 1 of “The Originals” little wolf Hayley has a little knife taken to her little throat by the resident evil witches after giving birth to little baby Hope. Yet through the power of plot armo- I mean “magic” she comes back to life as a…

The European Union is an institution equaled only in its rising global importance by its sometimes maze-like complexity. A complexity that puzzles many of those that dare to look upon it. Americans and, sadly, Europeans alike. To shed the tiniest hint of light on this, in this article I will…

Symbolism in fiction takes many forms. Sometimes it’s the crowd favourite “old man singing in the background of a suicide.” While other times it’s a sprawling desert with a wrecked statue or a lovely title which subtly references a bondage-based movie series. In the case of “The Originals” it’s just…

Among CEOs it is common knowledge that the worker is a very valuable creature. It makes us our piles of money through being willingly and happily exploited, it makes us feel better about our crippling insecurities through its inferior clothing and hilarious accent, and, of course, our dictatorial power over…

To watch the video essay version of the article click here. We all love The Originals and The Vampire Diaries and everyone loves a good fight scene. However, as many have carefully observed over the years, both of these shows can have fight scenes that are a little bit… inconsistent…